Crusty cheese bread tomato problem.

. . .you can kiss my carbon footcheese, dickhead. Welcome to Mississippi, Glo bullshit Warming style.

This is why I love Smith & Wessom firearms. On January 22nd renowned gun maker Smith & Wesson joined Sturm, Ruger, & Co., b...

Disgusting.  And partially funded by our tax dollars. Live Action has proved this in our investigations over and over again, catching P...

I feel like a nut.  Today is not one of those days.

Dumbass kid. I hope someone loses the key to his cell for a couple of years. The local denizens of the Dade County lockup are gonna ...

. . .also spake. A very interesting in-depth article about the chef who brought down a governor. He probably got tired of making tournee...

Life is never what you think it is.  Always full of surprises and you wake up one day and realize, fuck, I'm old.  But with age comes wi...

A blind and deaf three-toed sloth could have predicted this. I'm not even sure what to say about this other than the 2014 mid-term ele...

Once Pandora's Box has been opened it is awfully difficult to get the lid back on.  Especially so once someone has been granted "ri...

I have something to say.  Today is not one of those days.

It's about damn time someone found the intestinal fortitude to stand up to the monkey circus that is Obamacare. No surprise that it is...

Closer every day.

Even while the current leadership of our nation continues to downsize and gut our military and punish veterans for their past service to t...

Stop it humans, just stop it. You do not need an internet connected toothbrush.  Repeat after me: You don't not need an internet conne...

Baby, it's cold outside. This global warming business is getting out of hand.  It was a balmy 18 degrees at Camp Burning Toast this mo...

What are you, fucking Coca-Cola? These goddamned communists need to be flushed out of our political system like the slimy turds they are. ...

Earlier this year my favorite cat, Wildcat, disappeared from Camp Burning Toast.  We didn't think much of it at first as we were used to...

The hate just never stops.  Never. And we are the poorer for it.

I do not know the name of this woman, but after a long afternoon of drinking with my friends in her bar in New Orleans she was kin...

Unsurprising that something like this would happen in a place called Beaverton.

And they say that voter registration is racist intimidation and oppressive against minorities?  Well, what if it's their own people co...

Let me introduce you to a wonderful Southern version of the Bloody Mary. If you are going to use a pre-made mix, then I highly suggest...

Seems, I've been right all along!  It don't take no science degree to understand this! It's 5 o'clock somewhere, right? ...

Don't go away mad.  Just. Go. Away. For God's sake, what in the name of Mother Many is wrong with these politicians?  We don't...

And you know what that means, right?

Yeah, this cat is pretty crazy looking.  And don't think all that weirdness is just skin deep, because it permeates right down into her ...

I remember learning of this unusually-named culinary classic while in school and although there are many wonderful canned convenience produ...

Nature can be a very cruel vacuum of uncaring regeneration.

Yeah yeah, I know, it's been a while.  Sue me, I am human.  Mostly.  During the week.  Weekends are a different story however. So, I...

and you know what that means? That's right, tomorrow is Saturday and my 3-0 Ole Miss Rebels will take on the number one team in the na...

Sometimes it's just the little things that gets the ball rolling. Bursted!

Home sweet adopted home.

Well, it ain't Friday, but by the time Friday rolls in I'll be on the road to the beach for a well deserved vacation of adventure, f...

¿Y sabes que es eso, no?  Si, claro. ¡Aye Mamita, mi chihuahua esta corriendo como un toro con testiculos en fuego!

On occasion, I miss my professional relationship with food. Then on the other hand I recall many daily frustrations that routinely clouded ...

Sometimes, this is what I wake up to. Which in retrospect is probably better than an opossum or skunk.

It's 1:15 a. m., I've had three hours sleep. It took 38 minutes to drive from my home to this jobsite.  I'm sure I'll work e...

Prayers to Jim Hoft .

.... on a 3 hour tour...a 3 hour tour....

Put the evidence in the car? You would think a journalist might want to back up such an absurb claim with facts, but welcome to the world...

For all you sorry ass cry babies who think the world is out to get you and you'll never get ahead in life without "help", don...

ATTENTION K-MART SHOPPERS:  THERE IS A BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL ON THE GREVIENCE AISLE WHERE EVERYTHING THING EVER MUTTERED IS RACIST! I'm g...

y sabes que? ¡Tetas y culos de Colombia!

If you don't think he is the enemy of this country, then you aren't paying attention. "Would you like to play a game?"

Lucky travel lizard : What the....? Where the hell are we?  Me: About ten miles north of Onward, Mississippi where Theodore Roosevelt ...

Lucky travel lizard: Where are we going today, Noodledick?  Me: We are going to Kosciusko.  Lucky travel lizard: Kosi-whats-co?...