Things that make you go. . .

Stop the planet and let me off this thing!

The beloved midget/president of Iran is shooting his mouth off again. IS anybody listening? Hey, United Nations. . .you awake over there?

In reference to the United States, Britain and Israel, "The oppressive powers will disappear while the Iranian people will stay. Any power that is close to God will survive while the powers who are far from God will disappear like the pharaohs," stated the vertically challenged president.

Ho hum.

Also, woman calls police to complain about "bad crack."

Gee whiz.

Woman put baby through x-ray machine at LAX

Well now.

And last but not least, don't kick your robotic dog unless you want to get sued.

Lord help us all.

I wonder if I'm too old to sign up for the moon base mission with NASA?