Ancient Bling. . .

Archaeologists have discovered, in Eastern Iran, the skeletal remains of a 5,000 year old woman with an artificial goldeneye.

While an interesting discovery, the comments posted on the DailyMail website give us staggering insight into the mo-dern human condition.

I smell a new craze coming!

- Dobber Slobber, Wilton, CT

Truly.

It reminds me of the day I walked into this place around the corner called NY Grillz, expecting to order a ham and cheese grinder or hoagie or po' boy. Well, the only grinder in the joint was the one they were using to polish somebody's new gold teeth (grill).

I hope this goldeneyeball thing doesn't catch on.