If this doesn't make you laugh. . .

it's because you're dead.

First, the not-so funny. . .

So they tried to blow up Dick Cheney in Afghanistan today. They failed and a lot of innocent people died including an American soldier. God bless him.

Now the funny. . .

In a curious twist of irony, our beloved or be-hated veep, depending on your political affiliation, was whisked away in a C-17 Globemaster named. . .

. . .drumroll please. . .

named, "The Spirit of Strom Thurmond."

I bet Al Sharpton's great-grandfather is rolling over in his grave.

Somebody should pay for this. I suggest you, WHITEY!