Is this necessary?

The Examiner.com is reporting that some top Democrats would like to see ex-President Bill Clinton appointed to Hillary's Seante seat should she be elected 'el presidente.'

“President Clinton would excel in the Senate,” said Paul Begala, who helped Bill Clinton get elected and served in the White House as a top aide.

“Why not?” Begala added. “He excelled as attorney general and governor of Arkansas, he excelled as president and he’s been a model of the modern Senate spouse.”

I mean really people. A model of the mo-dern Senator's spouse? Gag a freakin maggot.

Larry Sabato, director of the Center for Politics at the University of Virginia, agreed.

“Clinton is a natural for the Senate,” Sabato said. “He loves to talk and schmooze. He could be a great vote-organizer. Majority Leader Clinton?”

Smooze?? Shouldn't it be "spooge?" Let us not forget how he likes his cigars to be pre-moistened.

Oh man, this world is truly coming to an end. Must be the Year of the Pig.

I suggest we make it the Year of the BBQ. Pork fat for everyone!!