Me they told. . .

Yesterday, an ex-mercenary of the United States military attacked and killed one of three innocent and impoverished disadvantaged persons in the port city of Limon, Costa Rica. The three men approached his group of rude American tourists and asked politely for helpful donations when they fell victim to an unprovoked attack. Two of the disadvantaged persons were able to escape, but the third was tortured slowly using CIA developed techniques, further improved by the World Wrestling Federation such as the "hammer lock" and "throat squeeze" which caused slow and painful torturous death from insufficent lungular oxygen transfer.

The insurgent group of rude American militants were able to reboard their cruise ship and flee the country before police could arrest them.

Luis Hernandez, chief of police, who laments not being able to capture the fugitive tourists, said, "Todo el mundo saben que es la culpa de George Bush, el presidente de los Estados Unidos y el mas grande mercenario y terrorista que hay."

Translated, it means the same thing you hear out of every left wing nutjob that lives in the USA.