Soueeeee!

Guess what folks? According to the 12-year cycle of the Chinese zodiac, we are now entering the year of the pig and for those who read tea leaves and believe in dragons and such, this year is gonna really suck.

In this AP article, Raymond Lo, feng shui master says, "The Year of the Pig will not be very peaceful," further stating that we will see more, "gunbattles, fire disasters and bombings." He also claims that the Year of the Pig will bring more, "natural disasters and epidemics."

What incredible powers of perception!!

And what makes it even more believeable is the statement that, Arnold Schwarzenegger is a pig. (WARNING: Graphic and Piggish Images)

Bacon sandwich anyone?