Dear President Bush. . .

The next time you get a hankering to drop some bombs on something or someone, I've compiled a short list of high-value targets that I leave to you for consideration. Thank you.

HVT's:

1. American Idol
2. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
3. Keith Olberman (unless he returns to sports only, where he used to be funny)
4. Geico Insuarance Commercials
5. The McRib Sandwich
6. Larry King
7. People that cannot properly navigate a Wal-Mart paking lot
8. Nancy Pelosi's scarf collection
9. 24 inch rims
10. Cindy Sheehan