Don Imus Had A Sex Change. . .

This morning on MSNBC they finally found a replacement for Don Imus. Her name is. . .well, who gives a shit.

The point is, within the first 8 seconds of the show, this woman uttered the word "whore". Which I guess is ok as long as you are talking about yourself, as she was.

And then within the first minute, although it was bleeped out, some variety of the fuck word was spoken.

Fucking far be it from me to try to tell someone else to clean their act up, but really. . .wasn't this the ideal chance for NBC take the moral high ground and find something a bit less gutter-like? But, I guess the Church Lady wouldn't help the already pathetic ratings.

And by the way, if I want to hear "whore" and "fucking" that early in the morning, I'll flip over the "Night Calls" on the Playboy Channel.