Hooray!

Too bad Don Imus, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharton are all getting in the way of real news.

Today in Morocco, two pointy-headed men wearing suicide belts blew themselves up in a district of Casablanca that houses diplomatic offices of the United States of America. A third coward threw his suicide belt to the ground and ran from police, who were able to apprehend the failed bomber.

Later, police also arrested three other men in relation to the bombings as hundreds of people looked on and CHEERED!

God forbid that anyone report THAT.