Thanks Man. . .

It is being reported that Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmabigoldumbass is going to allow the British sailors and marines to go free without prosecution.

Thanks dude, we really aprreciate it. It's real easy to be nice with millions of pounds of bombs waiting to be dropped on your pointy little head, isn't it?

Jackass.

In a completely unrelated/related story, ignorant, jihad-seeking, cave-dwelling, pointy heads have run out of nouns to terrorize, so they are going after the Dalai Lama.

Why? Because Bhuddists enjoy sculptures of little fat happy guys. It's a crying shame that one of the most peaceful men on the planet has a "three tiered security ring" and a contingent of highly trained security agents.

Oh, the halcyon days of the Middle Ages. Where art thou?