This Is Another Prime Example. . .

of the government titty trying to force it's way into our mouths.

It's seems that some left-wing types, like Sens. Feinstein and Kerry want to re-instate the "Fairness Doctrine" into the commercial airwaves of talk radio America.

Hey well guess the fuck what you jerkoffs??? It's a real simple equation for all you brainiacs who slept through Economics 101.

THE MARKETPLACE DETERMINES SUCCESS.

And if you want more left-wing radio, which I'm all for yet don't want the government cramming it down my throat, find someone WHO ISN'T SO BLOODY BORING!!!!

Al Franken is a great guy, funny as hell, but dull as two dead flies on the radio.

Hey Big Government. . .stay outta my life would ya?

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go bathe myself in a diesel-powered jacuzzi filled with trans-fats while I smoke second hand smoke and surf the TUBES of the Internet as my undocumented immigrant worker cuts the grass and I fire a gun. Adios!