Smokin'!

I wouldn't usually post of picture of such poor quality, but there is a point and I took it while driving at high speed down the interstate. For those of you as stupid as I, photography in this manner is not recommended.

This is John Aurthur Eaves campaign bus as it was traveling through our great state.

I had the unusual pleasure of riding behind John and company for many many miles and would like to thank him for having such a smoking hot wife. She gave me something other to think about rather than the work I would be doing later and helped pass the miles away.

However, I have a complaint John.

Your bus is a piece of sh!t. It sounds like an old beater ass dilapidated logging truck. Ever heard of the Midas touch? Rattle rattle thunder clatter boom boom boom, don't worry call the CarX man? Put a muffler on the thing! And you might want to have the catalytic converter checked out too because the beast belches diesel fumes like my old great granny smoking a Romeo & Juliet cigar.

So, now that you lost the election and will have some free time on your hands. . .I hear they are having a sale at Sears on Craftsman tools. Lifetime warranty and cheaper than losing an election.