N.H. Hostage Crisis. . .

Man oh man.

I'm really glad to see this end in a positive result, but it didn't take long for the spin cycle to get going. . .

Via the AP:

Headline: Clinton Calm in Hostage Crisis

PORTSMOUTH, N.H. (AP) - When the hostages had been released and their alleged captor arrested, a regal-looking Hillary Rodham Clinton strolled out of her Washington home, the picture of calm in the face of crisis.

The image, broadcast just as the network news began, conveyed the message a thousand town hall meetings and campaign commercials strive for—namely, that the Democratic presidential contender can face disorder in a most orderly manner.

Is this real? Is this happening right now? I must be hallucinating. . .no, it's a stroke. Must be a stroke.

WHO WRITES THIS GARABGE?? Follow THIS LINK and read further. . .this is what your are missing:

It was a vintage example of a candidate taking a negative and turning it into a positive.

Yeah, sure.

Over the ensuing five hours, as a state trooper negotiated with the suspect and hostages were released one-by-one, Clinton continued to call up and down the law enforcement food chain, from local to county to state to federal officials.

Food chain? What? WTF are you talking about? What kind of swipe is that against the law enforcement community?

Oh and this gem:

Along with taking charge while giving the professionals free rein, Clinton offered up a third dimension to her crisis character: humanity. She said she felt "grave concern" when she first heard the news of the hostage-taking.

Oh the humanity!! Taking charge? What did she do? Run up the long distance charges? I find it hard to believe she was offering any worthwhile advice.

Is she a trained hostage negotiator? No. SWAT team member? No. Certified opportunist? Yes.

Who wrote this thing anyway?

Oh, his name is Glen Johnson. Glen "Douche" Johnson. Known as "Massingale" to his friend(s). Varsity Chess Moderator and President of the Student Association for Automated Lunch Service.

Hey Glen? F**k you.