Reason Number Four Million. . .

two-hundred seventy-eight thousand and six: beer.

Tomorrow I am off to Memphis for the Memphis in May festival of BBQ, beer, music and hijinks. The Sassy Sows will be competing again this year and let's hope they are able to pull it off this time around. Last year, they were within a frog's hair of winning the rib competition. So close. . .but second place does not a champion make. I've got faith in my gals though. They have moxie. And having moxie sounds cool and I like it.

This year, they are energized, prepared, ready to dominate and I'll be there to document the whole performance. That is, of course, barring any unforeseen circumstances, like jail, puking in the BBQ sauce, falling into the river, breaking a leg, punching the Memphis in May Queen in the boob or anything of the like. I suspect that it'll be a grand ol' time for everyone involved.

I don't know how much I'll be able to blog until I return on Sunday, so in the meantime, pay a visit to some blogs I like to read:

The Jawa Report
View From The Porch
The World of Greasywrench
Ace of SpadesHQ
Cute With Chris
JammieWearingFool
SondraK
IMAO
The Daily KOS Go ahead, click it, you know you want to.

Breaker 1-9 Road Hawg, you copy?