J.I.O.T.W.

I haven't posted a Jackson Idiot of the Week in a while, but the following may qualify at Jackson Idiots of the Century.

Look at this happy little boy. Cute, ain't he? Adorable. Fresh faced. Full of life.

Now look at these two dour old hags. Mean. Heartless. Greedy. Satanic. Ignorant.

These two braindead whores, yes I called them whores, sue me. These two whores deserve nothing less than immediate death by whatever vile and cruel method the general public could think up. They do not deserve a trial, the don't deserve judgment by a jury of peers. They deserve a painful, hideous, tortuous death.

I can't fathom how anyone could starve a child to death. STARVED THAT CHILD TO DEATH! Starved their own flesh and blood to death, for what? A $10,000 life insurance policy? Woohoo! What were you gonna do with ALL that money? Ten grand. Wow. Maybe buy a used Buick Riviera? Slap a new coat of paint on your crappy house trailer? Man, y'all were thinking big weren't you. Thinking outside the box. Big dreamers!

Sadly, if you got off your lazy asses and got a job as a greeter at the Wal-Mart in Forest (no experience required), you could make that $10,000 and then some. Retirement plan. Bonuses. Stock options. But nope, you risked everything you had in life, including your lives, for $10,000, all at the low, low price of one innocent child. Fucking douchebags.

If you two are convicted, and I am sure you will be, I volunteer to be the one who flips the switch on the electric chair. I'll gladly do it. Without remorse and with a grin on my face. I'll do it for that little boy. All 19 pounds of him.

It an easier way to go than what I had in mind for you worthless humans. You deserve far worse, like being cut off at the knees and left in a pen full of wild boars.