"Americans used to say where there's a will, there's a way. Nowadays, it's where there's a pill, there's a way out." - - Burnt Toast

The Counter-Attack. . .

Someone give me one good reason why General Electric should be hosting garbage like this on a website somewhere. Aren't they bleeding billions of dollars by the minute?

From a "GE Appliances email" suggesting quick and easy recipes:

Nasty Easy Broccoli Slaw

Ingredients

* 1 (16 ounce) package of broccoli slaw mix (wut??)
* 3/4 cup sugar
* 1/2 cup apple cider vinegar
* 1/4 cup water
* 1 teaspoon mustard seed
* 1 teaspoon celery seed
* 1/4 teaspoon pepper

I'm surprised this doesn't start by saying, "open package."

Combine all ingredients except slaw in a microwaveable container (like the one that had the Kingsford lighter fluid in it, glass or plastic) and heat for two minutes in the microwave. Stir well, cook one minute longer.

Add to broccoli slaw (which probably tastes so delightful out of a bag), mix well, cover and leave in the broiling sun all afternoon refrigerate for four hours.

Enjoy!

What do you think Rodrigo?

Hampton's Redshirt –   – (Friday, April 10, 2009 at 3:37:00 PM CST)  

I think you will find yourself malodorously skirting the event horizon of your donut hole.

Anonymous –   – (Friday, April 10, 2009 at 5:04:00 PM CST)  

MMMM MMMM MMMM...Goll Darn, when's eatin' time?

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