The Sum Total. . .

I just saw an article by the AP which I will not link nor quote because they have a bunch of sleazy lawyers just waiting to jump on flat-broke hobby bloggers like me who use their "copyrighted" material even though "fair use" is offered protection under the law.

Anyway, the article is about the burial and general mob scene that is brewing in Los Angeles (hang in there Greasywrench!) and some dingus who shall remain nameless stated that Mr. Michael "I Like To Feel Up Little Boys" Jackson is the American equivalent of Princess Diana.

Just one thing wrong with your metaphoric, allegoricalike, simile equation sir.

Princess Diana never felt up any children and paid huge amounts of hush money to keep it all under wraps while she covered her children in bedsheets and dangled babies by the arm from a balcony.

Pundit and Pundette have a nice wrapup of the coming calamity.