Something To Reach Out And Touch You. . .

. . .and your medulla oblongota at a thousand yards.


This delightful weapon is owned by a shadowy gentleman named Captain Commando.

Captain Commando informs me through his interpreter, Nils, that this Smith & Wesson Military & Police 15T with 30-round magazine is capable of shaving the warts off a toad's nose at 750 yards through it's dual red-dot and traditional magnifying optics. The red-dot can easily be lowered away for optical scope use only and as you can see the rifle sports a forestock "oh shit" grip, a tripod and a small mag light under the barrel for night time assaults. Assaults?? Uh, well anyway, the stock is adjustable for long-range sniping and up-close in your face assaults (assaults??) in confined areas.

Although Captain Commando is no longer under the employment of the Armed Services, his protective instincts are keen and sharp for any and all intransigency against his greater sensibilities, like crawdad holes in the backyard, water vapor atoms, the color yellow and the dreaded emergency electrical generator.

Bang bang, yer ded!