Peeved. . .

Another thing you dear readers are well aware of is my thorough disdain and outright disgust with the fast food industry in America.  First of all, most of it barely qualifies as food and nearly all of it is patently unhealthy and of course, don't get me started about the gross incompetence of the employees.

Yet now, we have another heinous assault on our collective sensibilities by virtue of push, pre-recorded suggestive selling at the drive through speaker.  It goes something like this:

Pre-recorded speaker voice:  WOW!  WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY A MOCHA FRAPPE?

Me:  (startled) Uh no thank you, I would like a number 27 please with a Coke.

Real Human:  Uh, what's dat you say?  What's your otter?

Me:  (disgusted)  Anything but a MOCHA FRAPPE you *@^%#@!!!!