Cash Flow. . .
I was washing clothes yesterday and was surprised to pull $200 in miscellaneous bills out of a pair of shorts, but then I remembered I won the poker game on Sunday. Things got a little cloudy after sunset, but apparently I'm a pretty good poker player, even in a slightly blacked out state. Trip deuces on the river will beat two pair any day.
I think it's time poppa got a new pair of shoes bitches! Or this belt to go with my new, slenderized figure.