Meat Bones

It wasn't our fault, te prometo! Yeah, chupa la verga, gorda!

But, but, but, I though she was an idiot and saw Russia in her backyard vegetable garden between the ramps and fiddle-head ferns.  I guess she ain't so stupid after all.

I know that Boeing outsourced more of the 787 Dreamliner's parts more than any other plane it has ever produced, but I wonder if these problems could be tied to the union unrest because of the non-union plant Boeing built in South Carolina that our  government said breaks labor law?

Unions wouldn't intentionally sabotage something important would they?  Naahhhhhh.

The Obama administration has repeatedly said that Al Qaeda was "on the ropes" or "in decline", but they have apparently missed the recent memorandum sent out by militant goat-fuckers in the Sahara Desert.  So, in response, we stand on the sidelines while aggressive, but woefully unskilled fighting forces swoop in with helicopter gunships and level the entire place with no regard to friend or foe.  Where were our Special Forces or at least a drone and where are our people, Mr. President?  And why is the media so quiet about this?

Jops? We don't need no stinking jops!

Sometimes you just can't fix this level of stupidity.

Takes one to know one you communist limey bastard.   Or as I like to say about our neighbors across the pond, "English peas are ragamuffins that require constant attention."

Yawn.  What?  Obama is a sneaky vapor?  Well, slap my dick and call me cooter box!

Ok, that is today's Meat Bones.

Remember children, I love you, but fuck off.  And eat meat.