Boo-ters Girls

I knew a guy from Philly once.  He lived in our laundry closet when I was in culinary school down in Florida.  He was arrogant, loud-mouthed, stupid and generally ill-tempered and lazy.  He was also a thief.  He somehow managed to get kicked out of his apartment and came to me begging for help.  If it weren't for his dog I would never have let him stay, but there was plenty of room with the dirty socks and underwear in the laundry closet.

Anyway, I said all of that to say this:  Philadelphia fans can suck my ass.  You've earned that reputation and you can keep it.  No wonder your city is a slow-motion trainwreck.