"Americans used to say where there's a will, there's a way. Nowadays, it's where there's a pill, there's a way out." - - Burnt Toast
Showing posts with label contortionist. Show all posts
Showing posts with label contortionist. Show all posts

Zzzzzzz. . .

Cats are amazing creatures and never cease to amaze me with odd behaviors and doings. Curious, agile, affectionate and independent are a few likable qualities you can find in your feline friend. And if there is one thing cats do better than any animal, it's getting comfortable while they sleep.

Bobcat is no exception. And if there were cat-sleeping Olympic events, she'd be a sure-fire gold medal winner.
Although sometimes, I think she's just an attention hound.

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There Is Something. . .

so very, very wrong about this. In that very good, but dirty, dirty kinda way.



A perfectly awesome fantasy ruined by a screeching David Hasselhoff.

Drunk asshole.

And if you are wondering who that little angel is, her name is Lilia Stepanova. She is a 4'11", 95-pound can of contortionistic whoopass who likes puppies and kittens. Living proof that every man has a fantasy and somehere on the planet. . .it exists.



Somebody kill me.

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