Dear Tamara,

The reason that there are no gun blogs is because some blowhard dillwinkles out there have convinced most of America to believe that guns are bad. Guns are bad, like drugs are bad, m'kay?

Guns kill people of course.

Obviously, it's the often overlooked evolutionary science that guns have evolved tiny fingers developed to pull their own triggers during the most ad/disadvantageous situations. Like, crack deals gone bad or road rage incidents, bank robberies, home invasions, car-jackings, murders-for-hire, political assassinations. Or how about those instances when a cop's gun, on it's own volition, removes itself from it's holster and ends up in the hand of a presumed innocent, alleged suspect and pulls it's own trigger, killing a cop?

I think we should outlaw all guns that have evolved their own trigger pulling fingers. Seems that they are everywhere.

And you wonder why there are no gun blogs? Silly girl.