"some say. . .

the end in near.", Maynard from the band Tool.

Iran claims that the Imam Mahdi will appear in the springtime accompanied by Jesus serving as his lieutenant to uproot all evil and oppression in the world.

Next thing you know, the Loch Ness monster and Bigfoot will team up to take on little green men from planet Odious Rex.

If I were a betting man and I am, I'd take the little green men over all of the above.

And of course we all know how much they like Chicago.