The Man of the House. . .

President. . .er, Senator Hillary Clinton at a fundraiser in San Francisco says she has a plan for former husband, er, President Bill Clinton.

In response to a question from the audience, she called her husband "the most popular person in the world right now'' and said that when she reaches the White House, "I will continue the tradition of using former presidents" as diplomats around the world.

Ambassador to Pitcaim Islands sounds like a winner to me. There are only 45 people (estimated) that live there, so no sexual hijinks for Billy Boy.

You know, I could never see him in the White House in an apron baking cookies and having teas as our first First Man anyway.

Gee, come to think of it, Hillary didn't even do that either!