HOLY SH!T. . .

Dog doo is now free speech.

A jury in northeastern Colorado has ruled that a pile of dog doo left in the entrance of the office of U.S. Rep. Marilyn Musgrave, R-Colo., was protected political speech, acquitting a critic of the congresswoman who admitted dumping the load.


According to a report in the Greeley Tribune, a Weld County jury found Kathy Ensz, a 64-year-old retired university professor, innocent of charges for depositing, the, well, deposit.

County prosecutor Ken Buck said it was a legitimate case.

But what about cat crap? Bird turds? Fly feces?

Seems like discrimination to me.