Those Poor Little Fishies. . .

Do fish suffer from Uriah Heep?

HELSINKI (Reuters) - A Finnish researcher is to study fish in an aquarium while a rock group performs nearby, to see if the sound causes any ill-effects or distress.

Bands including aging rockers Uriah Heep will perform on Friday night to about 3,000 fans in a tent just a couple of dozen metres away from the aquarium.

"I will be looking for any abnormal behavior or activity," said researcher Mikko Erkinaro.

It would be a far more intesting experiment if they could drop marijuana brownies into the water before the concert.

God knows anyone listening to Uriah Heep needs it.