The Essentials. . .

When planning a party, there are a few timeless essentials for trouble free fun and delight!

You've gotta have some Jagermeister. . .


. . .and some fresh?? fish.


Bloody Marys for pre-party preparations and the next day for the inevitable hangover.


Some fine wines in cutsey bottles. . .


and what party wouldn't have the ubiquitous party trays?


And how could you possibly plan a party without Nils the Fish Slayer splattering fish brains all over the kitchen?

Almost there, but there seems to be one thing missing. . .

The donkey that never showed.

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Nauti Girl. . .

is from Texas and wants to show you her big Independence Day, uh, fish.

Those are redfish by the way, even though they're kinda green. Quite tasty also!

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Those Poor Little Fishies. . .

Do fish suffer from Uriah Heep?

HELSINKI (Reuters) - A Finnish researcher is to study fish in an aquarium while a rock group performs nearby, to see if the sound causes any ill-effects or distress.

Bands including aging rockers Uriah Heep will perform on Friday night to about 3,000 fans in a tent just a couple of dozen metres away from the aquarium.

"I will be looking for any abnormal behavior or activity," said researcher Mikko Erkinaro.

It would be a far more intesting experiment if they could drop marijuana brownies into the water before the concert.

God knows anyone listening to Uriah Heep needs it.

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