Crack Kills. . .

On September 15th, Mansfield, Louisiana will begin enforcing a ban on "sagging pants". "Pull up or pay up", quips Mansfield's Police Chief Don English.




This is a two-sided coin of course. Thank god somebody is doing something about this, yet on the other hand, what a shame that public entities have to enact and enforce laws governing common sense, public decency and bad fashion.



"Hi, I'm an asshole".

Take a good look at those pants. Somebody is paying good money for that!! This ought to be a crime within itself. Sadly enough, his boxer-briefs are even labeled "underwear" for his convenience as to avoid confusion about which garment goes on the outside.

Honestly, is a fashion statement worth the effort it takes to hold on to your package all day long so your pants don't fall ALL the way down? Jesus Lord help us all.

With some luck, this fashion disaster will go the way of parachute pants, Don Johnson's Miami Vice jacket, poodle skirts and hypercolor t-shirts.