As The Law Turns. . .

Has anyone seen my blood pressure pills?

What? I don't take blood pressure pills? Well, I ought to start.

Let's do some math.

Law Enforcement+Law*Illegal Activity/Politicians=Total Clusterfuck ± A Whole Bunch²

(Yes people, if you click on the above equation, the computer will take you somewhere else. It's a mir-acle, ain't it?)

UPDATE: Further analysis (beat down) by everyone's favorite "black girl", Michelle Malkin

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TWO-FACEDBook. . .

Facebook, a popular social networking destination has seen fit to change it's terms of service so that it now has "perpetual worldwide license" of your content and can use it in almost anyway it desires.

Deleting Facebook content in 3....2....1.....

Not sure yet really, but I'm considering it. And truly, a little beforehand discussion by Facebook would have been nice, but this seems to be a bomb drop on the users of the service. It's all about those numbers.

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The New Liberalism. . .

Swallow hard Gwen. How does that taste?

Yes. The law can be a bitter pill to swallow. But, I guess in retrospect, the sweet mantra of Hope and Change that intoxicated half the country is more powerful than any law. And staying with the liberal belief that if the bar is too high, lowering it is the only option, what can we expect from the sick liberalism that infects this great nation? Why strive, when it's easier to change the rules?

I like the quote, ". . .I saw a poll where his [Obama's] approval rating was higher for his handling of the Mumbai attacks than President Bush's, even though he didn't do anything."

A premonition of things to come? Stayed tuned popcorn eaters!

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Only In Meesseesseeppee. . .

My buddy RoadHawg sent me this email this morning and well, just see for yourself.

Running stop light = $100.00
DUI = $350.00
Not wearing a seat belt = $150.00
Putting you & your girlfriends photo on your fake drivers license = PRICELESS

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Crack Kills. . .

On September 15th, Mansfield, Louisiana will begin enforcing a ban on "sagging pants". "Pull up or pay up", quips Mansfield's Police Chief Don English.




This is a two-sided coin of course. Thank god somebody is doing something about this, yet on the other hand, what a shame that public entities have to enact and enforce laws governing common sense, public decency and bad fashion.



"Hi, I'm an asshole".

Take a good look at those pants. Somebody is paying good money for that!! This ought to be a crime within itself. Sadly enough, his boxer-briefs are even labeled "underwear" for his convenience as to avoid confusion about which garment goes on the outside.

Honestly, is a fashion statement worth the effort it takes to hold on to your package all day long so your pants don't fall ALL the way down? Jesus Lord help us all.

With some luck, this fashion disaster will go the way of parachute pants, Don Johnson's Miami Vice jacket, poodle skirts and hypercolor t-shirts.

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Mmmm......Mmmmm......Good Grief!

This has to be the first time lawyers are going to argue over cow buttholes in U.S. District court.

The parent company of Hardee's is suing Jack In The Box over television commercials that imply Hardee's and Carl's Jr. use cow anus in their hamburgers.

I'll take a little cow anus over death anyday. In case anyone forgot, Jack In The Box killed four children with e. coli contaminated hamburgers. Bon appetit!

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A Friendly Reminder. . .

I've been travelling a bunch lately and am predicting more in the immediate future, plus the family is expecting a new member in the form my first niece sometime later this week. So, presumably I won't have much time to write meaningless commentary. However, I will try to keep posting pictures from my travels around my great home state of Mississippi.

A note about the photos here. . .unless otherwise noted, all photos belong to me. They are mine. All mine. Mine mine mine mine mine! If you want to use use use use them. Please contact me me me me. Because if you don't, then you are breaking the law law law law.

And I'll be forced to inform Boo Boo and he will not be happy with you you you.

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It's Too Early. . .

to start my day by getting pissed off, but here I go.

From WorldNetDaily.Com:

Democrats on a legislative committee in California have advanced a plan that would make criminals of any parent who uses "a stick, a rod, [or] a switch" to discipline their misbehaving child, and parents rights' organizations are up in arms.

When I was a kid, it was a standing house rule that we chillens' weren't supposed to play in the street. Our street also doubled as a quarter-mile dragstrip, so for obvious reasons our parental untis didn't want to find Wonk #1, 2 & 3 as little grease stains in the street.

Needless to say, dad caught all three of us out there, right smack dab in the middle of the road. And to quote a famous Bill Cosby anecdote, "Let the beatings begin!!!"

We never played in the street again and my father never laid a hand of me for the rest of my life. From that day on I was living in the fear of God. . .and Dad. . .and his belt.

"This was a bad day for parental rights in California," said Karen England, of Capitol Resource Institute.

Indeed it is.

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