This May Be Old News. . .

but if the Hobama '08 campaign comes rolling to town, it's a fair topic to note.

Courtesy of The Daily Mail:

Women get "virginity fix" NHS operations in Muslim-driven trend

Women are being given controversial "virginity repair" operations on the NHS, it emerged last night.

Taxpayers funded 24 hymen replacement operations between 2005 and 2006, official figures revealed.

And increasing numbers of women are paying up to £4,000 in private clinics for the procedure apparently under pressure from future spouses or in-laws who believe they should be virgins on their wedding night.

See, socialist medicine really works! Getting those ol' hymens in top shape only to have your clitoris chopped off makes perfect public policy. Praise Allah, peanut butter be upon him.

WTF is this world coming too?

The last page of any generic novel may lend a clue:

THE END.