Well, We Can't Be Last In EVERYTHING. . .

Let it be known that the first presidential debate will be held on September 28, 2008 at the University of Mississippi. Yay for the home team! Hoddy toddy and all that sh!t.

Now, by then of course, it will be a two-person debate and thank God for that! Oh wait. Really it'll be a three person debate considering that Hillary Clinton is two-faced. Ouch!

Yes, I am conceding that she will get the nomination unless someone has got a big 'ol ace of spades (not Motorhead) in their pocket, just waiting and waiting for the right moment to play it. One can hope, can't I?

So, if the Gods will it, she'll be the presidential nominee and her running mate will be Barack Obama unless she swift boats him. He's a good guy, although I don't think he's nearly as smart and eloquent as some might proclaim.

Anyway, it would be refreshing to see a multi-ethnic democratic ballot. I might even vote for them. . .wait, no I wouldn't. If they were Republicans I would, but alas they are not, so I can't.

Nevertheless, I would like to add this. . .

If they do end up running together, instead of calling themselves Hillary/Obama '08, they could simplify things a bit by calling their campaign this:

HOBAMA '08

So sublime.