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Showing posts with label Barack Obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Barack Obama. Show all posts

Help Me. . .

Ok, I'm still trying to figure this one out.

First, the United States is broke. Yet, we can pack up nearly the entire staff of the White House, rent 800 rooms in the Taj Hotel for two nights, take planes, helicopters, countless vehicles AND 34 warships so that Obama can visit Mumbai, India. And for WHAT???? For what????

What grand plan do we have with India that requires such expense and trouble on both sides of the planet? And really isn't this visit just going to agitate the Pakistanis, our "allies" in the War on ______________ (enter words in the blank which we aren't supposed to use any longer). These same Pakistanis whose secret services helped (still do) fund and mobilize the Taliban in Afghanistan for over 20 years?

I just can't figure it. I understand that Obama wants to tuck tail and get outta town for a bit after being drubbed in the election, but holy fuck man! Nearly half a billion dollars to do so? Go hide out at Camp David for a week and invite Indian Prime Minister Singh there on his freakin' dollar! The Indians have got plenty of money.

I dunno, to me it just doesn't make sense. It's not like we are brokering some large scale weapons agreement or some gigantic transnational pipeline project with India. It seems as if Obama has finally got his piece of the pie and is moving on up.

I just read this piece from a Hindu news source:

There has been a good “working progress” on the elimination of obstacles created by dual-use controls of the U.S. as governments of both countries were of the view that the issue need to be reviewed in order to reduce and “ultimately eliminate” it, Ms. Rao said.

She also disclosed that India has invited U.S. companies to explain to them the provisions of its domestic civil nuclear liability law and address their concerns, if any, and also begin discussions on the next steps of implementation of civil nuclear power projects.

I'm not sure why these discussions require the entire White House, much less President Buckethead, to attend direct talks on matters that can surely be handled at the State Department level or lower. Even security issues can be negotiated at a level much lower than the presidential mark. Yet, we have to rent an entire hotel for this and trail 34 warships in the waters off of India? To talk about civil nuclear power and dual-use technology prohibitions?

Forgive me for saying this but. . .I can't wait for this shameless, petty, lying, thin-skinned, self-serving douche to be evicted from the White House come 2012 and it won't be a day too soon. We are the laughing stock of the world thanks to Obama and frankly, we deserve it for electing such a loser.

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The Truth Speaks. . .

More proof that "free" healthcare is the furthest thing from free.

Not only is the cost high on every living and hard-working taxpayer, the cost could potentially be higher for the doctors that treat us.


H/T: T-Bone

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The Best Idea Yet. . .

Thanks Nils!

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Thuggery Is As Thuggery Does

"We will keep our boot on the throat of BP"

Oh really now?  I guess this is ok too, just like threatening to kill the Jonas Brothers, or uttering profanities publicly, even though you are the most highly regarded leader of the free world.  Let me rephrase that, the office holder of the most highly regarded office of the free world.  Clears that up a bit.

H/T:  Pundit and Pundette and Weasel Zippers

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Obama, You Got Some 'Splainin To Do!!!!!

From a chain email courtesy of Nils:

Dear President Obama:

I'm planning to move my family and my extended family to Mexico, and I am asking you to assist us.

We will simply walk across the border from the U.S. Into Mexico; we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.

We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.

I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that we are on the way over?

Please let him know we expect the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. All Mexican Government forms must be printed in English.

4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.

5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.

7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I won't purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In the event one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. Flag from my housetop, put U S. Flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

14. I want to receive free food stamps.

15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.

16. I'll need income tax credits so that although I don't pay Mexican taxes, I'll receive money from the government.

17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays US$4,500.00 to help me buy a new car.

18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. From Mexico. I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

You're the man!!!

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Little White Lies. . .

I guess the only time Congress wasn't lying was when Nancy Pelosi said we have to pass the Obamacare bill to find out what's in it.

Maybe she should start lying again.  Seems to work better for us.

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Enviromentalism I Can Believe In. . .

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h/t: Nils

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Unadulterated Butthead. . .

Manners is manners and no matters where you been learned dem, it bees a good time to be usin' dem, fool!

Know what I'm sayin, yo?

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For Heaven's Sake. . .

This is no joke.  The man-boy is everywhere.

I mean EVERYWHERE!! (h/t: SondraK)

You better check your sock drawer.  He might be in there too.

Damnit man!

Ok Ok.  Underwear drawer?

Grrrrr!

Bathroom?  The garage?  The Chia Pet?  Is nothing sacred anymore?


Nope.  Not even the presidency.

UPDATE:  The Obama Store has closed.  Ok, everyone on three, 1-2-3, awwwwww!  (h/t: Weasel Zippers)

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Achtung!

Is there anywhere on the planet to escape this asshole?


Just what I want to see with the most greatest football game evah!  A full dose of politics, a lying asshole and a booty-shaking old bag of jelly dougnuts.

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I,Robot. . .

Does this man wear diapers too?

How can you go to a school full of children and not have an honest, open and impromptu interaction with them? I guess if you're Obama, it's impossible to manage.

It rubs the lotion on its image. It does this whenever it is told.

And they said Bush was a dope.

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Sign In Rockwall, Texas. . .

. . .and as they say, "God Bless Texas!"

h/t: Beatrice

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Hot Air And Oil. . .

Good grief. President Buckethead just can't win for losing, can he?

The shining star seems to be collapsing in on himself.

Copenhagen: FAIL!
Healthcare: FAIL!
Iran policy: FAIL!

Being a Buckethead: WIN!

1.21 gigawatts!!

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Headline Fun. . .

AP: EPA Declares CO2 Dangerous; Plant Life Hardest Hit, Mulls Non-Profit PAC

Ok, that's a joke alrighty, but not really.

We've definitely found the bottom of the rabbit hole, but I think our long, strange trip has only just begun.

A quick poll:

Who is more dangerous?

The Cheshire Cat?


or Barack Obama?


Must be time for a poignant musical interlude.



"The trees are all kept equal. . .by hatchet, axe and saw." - The Trees by Rush

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You Are Correct. . .

Hell hath frozen over.

But what else do we expect from a snobby, over-educated narcicistic doofus and his equally incompetent crony clonies who can't keep the riff-raff out of a state dinner?

Must be those yardbirds coming home to roost America.

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Riddle Me This. . .

. . .why would the Ruskies be shooting off a missile near Norway just days before ultra-snob President Buckethead's arrival for Nobel Prize ceremonies? Many of which, by the way, he has elected NOT to attend, including dinner with Norwegian King Harald.

I guess on the bright side of the situation is Russian missile technology is still 4th rate, sucks balls, and they had to detonate the spiraling projectile, but even better, Queen of Venezuela Hugo "I Don't Bathe" Chavez just bought billions of dollars worth of commie arms from Mother Russia. Including missiles. Dumbfuck.

In reality, the only thing the Russians succeeded at was the scaring the honkey out of a few million Nowergians. And those folks can't afford to be any whiter. They only have about 7 minutes of warm weather and sunlight each year.

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It's Like. . .Radical Man!

My latest post of at The Big Feed. Enjoy!

Also might want to check out this one too. you might need a good laugh after reading about Obama's radical friends.

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Please Make It Stop. . .

. . .its insidiousness is everywhere. EVERYWHERE!

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Won't You Sign In Stranger. . .

Why do you people still come here? My god, have you no life? Yeah, me either and in the words of the immortal Ferris Bueller, "Thanks for stopping by."

Man, I can't believe I haven't posted a thing on here in over a month. I should be ashamed of myself, but I am not. Life has a way of gripping you, holding tight and rendering you more useless than a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest; squeezing the vital nectar of your soul until you are a dried-up, abstract representation of the mighty, the once good and the nearly forgotten.

Recently, I have logged many a mile as I traveled to and from home each day on a 250-mile round trip to Natchez and back. On the bright side, it gives a thinking man like me plenty of time to ponder the great unknowns and intricacies of life, but as I sit in my office, desk-bound, trying to answer the great notions and waging climatological war with the polar bears in the front office, I realize there are many answers that I shall never know. Like, what exactly is an unorganized grabastic piece of amphibian shit? Or why did Paul ask about the mouse shadow on the second moon? Or an even greater question: Before drawing boards, what did everyone go back to? Yeah, that's what I'm sayin'!.

But then, we have realities of hard life too, replete with lunatic cop-killers, inept leadership at all levels of government, scuzzy attention whores, con-artists, vile dictators, and scurrilous events of all forms and nature. I guess it's simply life; the taking of the good with the bad in grand hopes of being able to swallow the bitterness of defeat with a dash of the sugar sweet silk of victory, however fleeting and minor those glimpses of 'the win' may be.

Ah well, we can't all change the world, can we? If we could, some things would never stay the same. Like donuts. What if someone decided donuts should be shaped like a square? Or like a rhombus? Or donuts formed like a human hand? It would be a constant battle of each person's selfish interest in our scheme to provide, and give, and nurture our ever-evolving and growing neurotic sociopathy. Hey, what the fuck did I just say there? I don't know. . .but it sounds brilliant!

I guess what I am trying to say here is that Barack Obama is a first class, spineless, wimpy, self-aggrandizing, douchebagging puss. Yes, I said all that to say that. Maybe I should remain a man of simple words and direct statements, but there comes a time in life when you have to pull your balls out and show them around, just to remind the masses that you pack a pair. Hear that Obama?

Oh, guess not.

These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting. -- Crazy Earl in Full Metal Jacket

Here some music to wash that hand-shaped donut down with. . .

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Epic Fail. . .

Courtesy of Hot Air:

"It’s a nine-percent bump in the two weeks since Anita Dunn’s whine heard ’round the world — in terms of overall audience. Among the coveted 25-54 demographic? A 14-percent bump. Good work, Barry."

And people wonder why Fox is on top in ratings? Well, maybe it's because they at least try to tell the truth instead of gargling President Buckethead's balls on a daily basis. Journalism has long been dead and Fox is doing all they can to retain the last vestiges of proper reporting.

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