If It Walks Like A Duck. . .

it's probably genetically modified corn dogs.

I was gonna write a long thing about new, tiny salamanders, glowing cats, teflon frogs, clones made from two men and race perceptions, but instead I am going to post this video from the Queens Of The Stone Age playing in front of 250,000 people in England. Clearly, it'll be far more entertaining.

This video is the epitome of all young dreamers who wanna be rock stars. It has it all. Mosh pits, fantastic music and even a hot, blonde, rocker skank in the background at 3:51.

Long live genetically modified Rock-N-Salamanders!!