It's Official. . .

Britney Spears is completely insane.



She wants to convert to Islam in an effort to re-invent herself.

Uh huh.

Maybe someone needs to fill her in on the facts of Islamic life. I'm pretty sure the Koran forbids showing your nasty cooch to the entire planet. Shaved or not.

Ok Brit, it is officially over for you. You have completely signed off from reality and life and frankly, we don't want you back. Go to Pakistan. I hear it's a wonderful place to live and have a family.

Catch YoU Next Tuesday you filthy skeezer.