"Americans used to say where there's a will, there's a way. Nowadays, it's where there's a pill, there's a way out." - - Burnt Toast

J.I.O.T.W. . .

This week's winner is Jared Foster.

Mr. Foster, a fine upstanding citizen of the Jackson Metropolitan area, was recently arrested for allegedly selling steroids. Sadly, this arrest has caused the University of Mississippi, that's Ole Miss to us, to rescind his upcoming scholarship to play football at the position of quarterback.



And unfortunately, this is not Mr. Foster's first encounter with the law. He was arrested in 2006 when police crashed a party at his home and he was charged with multiple counts of alcohol possession and contributing to the delinquencies of minors. Part of his deal was to cooperate with the law on a further steroid investigation after officers found a "controlled substance" in the home.

Get some help Jared, don't spend your life being a punk or you'll end up sharing a cell with the likes of Poo and ex-Constable Gilmer. What's better? Playing football in college or tossing salads in the joint? You decide.

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