A New Deal. . .

I gotta new idea here for the old blog and I will call it J.I.O.T.W.

The Jackson Idiot of the Week.

And our first winner is this dude:



This is Mr. Robert M. Jones and he is a dumbass. Not only is he a dumbass, he is a coke and marijuana dealer, ex-felon, police assaulter and in general, a fucking idiot.

Police served a warrant early this morning and when they entered the house and identified themselves, Mr. Jones opened fire with a .45 semi-automatic pistol, then a .223 assault rifle.

The cops were able to apprehend Mr. Jones after he ran out of ammunition in his assault rifle and was searching for another weapon to continue the battle.

Now, on most days, this would be just another of many sad incidents in Jackson where the police have to deal with ignorant morons wielding a gun. But this asshole deserves special credit because not only was this hammerhead firing a gun inside of his house at the cops, the home was also occupied by his girlfriend and her 5-year old daughter.

Congratulations Mr. Jones, you have been crowned Burning Toast's First Annual Jackson Idiot of the Week.

Don't drop the soap buddy, they will always be someone bigger and stronger than you in the joint.

Oh, and one more thing, he was wanted in Texas for felony wacky-tabacky possession.

Nils? Do you know this man?

UPDATE: 1/11/2008

Mr. Jones is also known as "Poo."

Another example of reality being the best comedy.