"Americans used to say where there's a will, there's a way. Nowadays, it's where there's a pill, there's a way out." - - Burnt Toast

The Score. . .

Black Kitty - 3

Cutesy Veterinarian Helpers - 0

I'll put it to you this way, human skin is no match for a terrified, buzzsaw cat.

Black Kitty's surgery went off without a hitch, almost. He managed to mangle two of the girls at the vet's office, but he seems no worse for wear after the whole ordeal. The frowning women of the doctor's office on the other hand. . .

Last night when we arrived home, I let him out of the cage and he stumbled and bumbled around, obviously still under the influence of some narcotic, the lucky bastard. I let him outside, whereabouts he tore into some food, alternating between two bites of food, 20 to 30 laps of water and several episodes of just staring off into space. Must have been some good dope. All of this was followed by insatiable scrotum-licking sessions lasting 5 to 6 minutes. Then, in an instant, he disappeared.

This morning, he was there, purring up a storm in the early fog. And happily munching away on his food.

Good kitty. Everything's gonna be alright.


Next obstacle?

Moving into Bobcat's house.

Brian C  – (Thursday, November 20, 2008 at 9:01:00 AM CST)  

What? No pictures of the cutesy veterinary's helpers? I'm dissappointed.

Anonymous –   – (Thursday, November 20, 2008 at 7:56:00 PM CST)  

Oh, boy. A trip to Dr. Nutcutter's. The question is: How long does it take for an adult kitty to quit making HellSpray (tm)?

Neshobanakni

Greasywrench AKA rich b  – (Saturday, November 22, 2008 at 1:26:00 PM CST)  

Since he's already been spraying when he was a Tom he may not ever stop now Brett. But....he will be a much more cool kat.

Nuetering will make him more sociable. All my males have always been cut, but then again my cats have always been inside cats. I guess it depends on his individual personality.

Anyway, have a great Thanksgiving if I don't post again by Thursday buddy.

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