Uh, Uh, Uh-Obama. . .

It's been a long time since I've rock and rolled. . .

. . .and it's been a long time since I gave our illustrious Prez-dent-e-leckded Barack Obama a good lashing. So here goes. . .

If you people thought you heard a bunch of "uhs" during the debates, just sit back, grab a bowl of popcorn and watch the cockroaches of Chicago politics try to sort out this whole Senate seat buying scandal.

My questions is not who said what or who knew what when. My questions is: when does the back-stabbing, selling-out, stool-pigeoning begin?

These people are lacking the thing most critical for a politician to succeed in modern day politics. It's called a fucking backbone. Ronald Regan had one. George Bush had one.

Obama? Not so much.

We've already seen with Barack how he has back-pedaled, crawfished and zig-zagged around most of his major campaign promises and selected a partial cabinet that is at best for the Democrats, just left of center. And Governor Bag-o-shit or whatever the hell his name is, is much the same. All talkety-talk and no walkity-walk. If this guy gets sent up the river, he'll be singing "Momma don't buy me no mockingbird" the whole way to his new home at salad-toss central. Hopefully some place really nice, like Joliet.

America, you are to blame. You bit off on the ol' hope and change loop. How does that shit sandwich taste now?

Obama is not even in office yet and people are falling down around him already. Let's list the names of the people who got in the way of HOPE and CHANGE so far why don't we?

1. Jeremiah Wright
2. His Grandmother

You know what, fuck it. Just go here to read the 57 people that Barack Obama has thrown under the bus so far. He better hope that karma doesn't come back and bite him in the rumpus.

How does that change feel now people?