This Is CNN. . .

From CNN's website:

Jonathan Klein is president of CNN/U.S., responsible for management oversight of all programming, editorial tone and strategic direction of the network. He reports to Jim Walton, president of CNN Worldwide.

Mr. Klein, have you watched your employees lately?





Really Johnathan, do we need sexual innuendo to prop up Anderson Pooper's dismal ratings? (tee hee, see how I threw some sexual innuendo in there, real immature like? Wasn't that funny?) Is Cooper trying to be the next John Stewart or something? What gives? Is it simply because Cooper is a dunce, a hack, a terrible reporter CNN is stuck with in long-term contract worth approximately 4 million per year and as his ratings sink and subsequently the whole of CNN, you are the one left holding the "bag?" (Tee hee, there's another subtle sexual joke) Good job Johnathan!! Great work!

You know, if I want sick humor with my news reporting and analysis, I'll make up my own disgusting jokes.

Ok, moving along.

The lady reporter vague representation of a journalist in Chicago badgering the protest attendees lacks any journalistic integrity and objectivity at all. Void. Game over. Tilt!

What ever happened to that ideal in journalism Johnathan? I thought journalists were supposed to report the news through an objective eye, even if they do not agree with the subject matter. Isn't that right? Forgive me for my ignorance, I only made it to 10th grade journalism. But I do remember something about integrity and quashing the desire to be subjective when reporting a news event. All sides of the story, right?

I dunno. I'm just a dumb ol' hippy redneck with crazy facial hair. What the hell do I know?

I think I'll go make myself a cup of tea and dip my bag in it several times. Tee hee.