Another One Bites The Salad. . .

Couldn't have happened to a less likable individual.

Chef Ben. D. Over, of the world-renowned Advanced Institute of Technology and Applied Sciences for Salad Tossing, is proud to announce the imminent arrival of it's newest student, Mr. Plaxico Burress.

"We are pleased to be getting such a fine candidate for our innovative classes on salad analysis. Mr. Burress will be delighted to find that these classes are not simply rudimentary studies of salad tossing, or simple theorems of salad choice, timing, and selection, but also a deeper understanding and grasp for the psychological and sociological implications of salad tossing within the human culture," said Chef Over.

"It is my understanding that many of our "students" in the program are eagerly awaiting his first day of class. As a matter of fact, we had a refresher course for our current "students" on the personal hygiene required to toss a salad, as well as highlighting the finer point of Chapter 6 in the course materials titled, 'What A Neatly Trimmed Salad Means To The Mouth.'"

Good riddance to Plaxico Burress.

I simply don't understand these wealthy athletes that have everything going for them in life. Wealth, adulation, fame, other things that to the common may seem unattainable and sacred, but I guess in retrospect, people like Burress or Vick or the guy that walked after a vehicular homicide/DUI rap, these people lack the one thing that would make an almost perfect human being: brains.

Yo dumbass, if you had a holster for that piece instead of cramming it into your waistband you probably wouldn't be heading to Salad Toss U.

See you in a couple of years buddy.