The Visitor Contest. . .

Ok, since Mr. or Mrs. Baton Rouge didn't want to fess up and be the winner of the first ever REAL contest here and the damned 25,025th visitor was a Googlbot, I am resetting the prize for the 25,250th visitor.  If you are that person, please contact me to claim your prize.  This isn't Publisher's Clearing House nor Bozo's Grand Prize Game, but I promise, you will be the recipient of a unique, one-of-a-kind, postage paid and collectible artifact from my vast collection.

Just how flippin' hard is it to give away some free stuff?  Sheesh!