Have Shoes, Will Whore. . .

Well goody for you Kate.  It's not like you haven't had enough time in the public spotlight as you and your whacko ex-husband whore yourselves and your flotilla of children on television for money and fame.  I guess addiction is a painful affliction and as your 15 minutes of fame wound down about two years ago, all I have to say is get out there and break a leg.

No, really, break a leg, you talentless drub

And while you are at it, how about using yourself and your talents(?) for the greater common good.  I mean, even Martha Stewart has a line of bath mats at K-Mart.  I don't know, you could put your famous name on something useful like a convertible chastity belt/ball gag for people just like you.