TGIF!!!!!
There is an old saying about good things and small packages, but how good could a good thing be if it contains 120 pounds of insano?
Recent personal experiences lead me to believe that all varieties of the opposite sex should come with a warning label. As a matter of fact, I think I'll lobby Congress to pass a new law. There must be truth in advertising, truth in menu, why not truth in crazy women?
They should all be labeled for easy identification. "This woman contains 40% crazy" and so on. Just a thought for easy going guys like myself who are susceptible to the siren song of the succubus.
Get me another beer you dastardly succubus!
- Sent from my iPhone
She's a goddamned succubus!