Y'all know I love food. Especially weird pickled or canned stuff that no one would eat.
Ok, let me rephrase. I love weird pickled or canned food, but that doesn't mean I'll eat this crap. Anyone ever heard of bacon? Who wants to eat a flappy fucking pig lip in artificially colored vinegar when there is bacon to be had?
And who determined that pigs have lips? I think this is astounding news!