Lucky travel lizard : What the....? Where the hell are we?
Me: About ten miles north of Onward, Mississippi where Theodore Roosevelt refused to kill a captured black bear and the name Teddy Bear originated from.
Lucky travel lizard: Teddy bears? Who gives a flying dirty tampon about that? Where are you going at this stupid hour?
Me: Going to a jobsite in Greenville.
Lucky travel lizard: At 2:30 in the morning? You should throw yourself from the truck. I will let the Fates decide my Destiny.
Me: We are doing 80.
Lucky travel lizard: Speed up.