"Americans used to say where there's a will, there's a way. Nowadays, it's where there's a pill, there's a way out." - - Burnt Toast

On the road

Lucky travel lizard: Where are we going today, Noodledick? 

Me: We are going to Kosciusko. 

Lucky travel lizard: Kosi-whats-co? 

Me: It is pronounced KAH-SEE-ESS-CO and it is a small town in Attala County named after the Polish General Tadeusz Kosciusko who helped America during the Revolutionary War. 

Lucky travel lizard:  That's surely a joke. 

Me: Nope,  it's the honest truth. 

Lucky travel lizard: Not only are you a terrible liar,  you are stupid and ass- walking-backward dogs avoid you like the plague. 

Me: Are you ever nice and not vulgar? 

Lucky travel lizard: Not often dipshit.

No PC  – (Monday, August 5, 2013 at 1:49:00 PM CST)  

No one does small town like the USA. Guess it's the sheer size of the place ... we are way too overcrowded on this island I live on.

Outback Billie –   – (Wednesday, September 4, 2013 at 6:24:00 AM CST)  

That really is a good shot of what many of us imagine rural US is like. Isn't Kosciusko Mississippi the home of Oprah Winfrey?

I worked out that you were driving South along S Jackson St and were in Durant, jst passing the Durant Public Library on your left when the photo was taken.

That shows you how small the world really is, as I'm not even in the US.

Burnt Toast  – (Thursday, September 5, 2013 at 12:09:00 PM CST)  

The world is incredibly small and big at the same time. A conundrum of sorts. While living in Central America I had a man walk into my restaurant and after some discussion with him learned that his daughter worked for my family's business back home.

6 degrees of separation or some such sutff.

Thank you for stopping by!

Anonymous –   – (Thursday, December 26, 2013 at 4:22:00 PM CST)  

Is this the home of Lizard Lick Towing? Are they even real? I mean are Rednecks really like that?

A lot of questions which will probably never get answered.

Burnt Toast  – (Friday, December 27, 2013 at 8:25:00 AM CST)  

If Lizard Lick Towing is real then I have 10 left toes on my right foot.

Although caricatures of Rednecks can be somewhat conflated, particularly when being produced by liberal Hollywood types, this does not disallow for the small seed of truth that lies at the very heart of any stereotype.

Oh, the stories I could tell.

No PC  – (Saturday, December 28, 2013 at 7:51:00 AM CST)  

The need to fill TV channels with very cheap content is making fools of many, while making money for a few.

The Dukes of Hazard county have a lot to answer for in my opinion LOL.

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