UnFREAKINGbelievable. . .

America, just put the gun to your head and pull the trigger because it's over.

The American Dream is dead, rotting away like bloated, worm infested road kill on a broiling strip of asphalt; easy to ignore until you smell the stink.

And STINK it does.

Welcome to Amerika, New and Improved, buy two constitutional rights, get fourteen free! Who cares if you don't have a job or can't pay a bill, there is a government program for you! Be free, be free, cast off the chains of responsibility. Buck the system, so stacked against you, and set those evil corporations/banks/white people straight!

To borrow a line from a long forgotten cartoon, "Heavens to Murgatroyd!

I need a drink.

And a valium.

And a bailout.

Help me.

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